Slam Portal Star Power

FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW – 8PM – ALL AGES – 21+ TO DRINK

JOIN US for an evening under and among the STARS as we debut the PORTAL in the BEER GARDEN of CELIS BREWERY!

Who will be PORTAL bound for STAR POWERED COMBAT? We are legally obligated to state the people in this flyer! But what better arena than the ASTROturf of CELIS? A card sent from the HEAVENS plummeting to the beer soaked battle grounds like an ASTEROID colliding into the earth!

The mission is simple but the process is complicated, folks. The PORTAL derives STAR POWER from the blood thirsty screams of patrons and the immense quantity of plastic cups that make their way to the ring. Feed the PORTAL, feed the STAR POWER, summon COMBATANTS, witness the SPECTACLE!

WHAT WILL DESTINY FASHION IN ITS CELESTRAIL ARMORY? What GODS of the squared circle will write their own story in the STARS? Will we witness SPACE TIGER JR. VS. SPACE TIGER JR. JR. in a JUNIOR BOUT? (not a typo) Will the newly christened YACHT ROCK DADDY finally get his hands on DALLAS oil tycoon BIG DADDY BOLERO and the MUSTACHE MAFIA in his covenant to avenge MOLLY TABLE? Will YOINK-N-COCK successfully defend their INTER-DIMENSIONAL TAG TEAM TITLES for the first time? What about the GATOR guy??? He’s a WILD DUDE.

Assist us in orchestrating this MOMENTOUS EVENT and outmaneuver the IRS once again! This is SLAM PORTAL, voted 4th Best Galactic Inter-Dimensional Wrestling Promotion in 2013! Our passion is our fuel and our integrity is our negotiable rate. SEE YOU IN THE STARS!